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BrotherTheo

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BrotherTheo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1967 (48 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5638
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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BrotherTheo's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (24633)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (5273)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29892) - you deserved it (6940)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (15296)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35762) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

#18624814
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11930) - you deserved it (48378)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40861) - you deserved it (9920)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (16974)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17224) - you deserved it (42463)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54662) - you deserved it (5923)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41446) - you deserved it (5581)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (10138)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23824) - you deserved it (5562)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

#16153880
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37704) - you deserved it (8135)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)



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