About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!
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by Anonymous / 07/11/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
by nobrony / 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
by Shopper / 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
by iris / 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
by Hunter101 / 05/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
by gl0b3suck0r / 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals
by anonymous4991 / 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
by pathetic / 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Geek
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…