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BrotherTheo

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BrotherTheo

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BrotherTheoBrotherTheo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1967 (47 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5154
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!

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Fucked!<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 2:34pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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BrotherTheo's favorite FMLs

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

#20091945
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24407) - you deserved it (2754)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

#20068225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12621) - you deserved it (25764)

On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42294) - you deserved it (2341)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML

#20038307
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23473) - you deserved it (1523)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6465) - you deserved it (72317)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (8607)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

#20010086
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (3600)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:03pm - love - by Dumbfounded - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that being arrested isn't something a decent person should have on their bucket list. I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail. FML

#20002792
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17747) - you deserved it (2067)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21899) - you deserved it (6418)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (38312)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31674) - you deserved it (2534)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36155) - you deserved it (41501)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

#19921973
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22337) - you deserved it (8915)

On 07/11/2012 at 1:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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