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BrotherTheo
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1967 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 852
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrotherTheo : I'd like to think I'm a bit more compassionate then most of the folks here. Age sometimes gives a bit of perspective I suppose. In the techie business it’s sometimes quiet so I have time to stop in and visit!

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Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7082) - you deserved it (1096)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314 (20)

I agree, your life sucks (7689) - you deserved it (938)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (2959) - you deserved it (4100)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (5902) - you deserved it (1027)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (6203) - you deserved it (1432)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (4041)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (9804) - you deserved it (776)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

#18624814 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (2646) - you deserved it (10957)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (9406) - you deserved it (2242)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (10195)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (24878)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (14296) - you deserved it (1615)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (8456) - you deserved it (915)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (26031) - you deserved it (3252)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)