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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1971 (44 years)
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  • Number of visits : 586
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BrotherPhil : Sleep? Yeah, I heard of that, once. I agree with Squidgy - FML is a good place to put your woes in context. Plus, it's great to find somewhere that Grammar Naziism is part of the fun.

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I never take things to heart

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”


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