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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 616
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BrotherPhil : Sleep? Yeah, I heard of that, once. I agree with Squidgy - FML is a good place to put your woes in context. Plus, it's great to find somewhere that Grammar Naziism is part of the fun.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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