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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2122
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Brool_Story_Co : My biggest pet peeve about FML commenters, aside from stupidity, is when someone makes a joke and then someone else comments saying "I got that" or "I see what you did there". SO DID I, but I don't go around bitching about it

It also makes me sad when people don't comprehend basic sarcasm

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Brool_Story_Co's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55002) - you deserved it (3696)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50042) - you deserved it (4320)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46031) - you deserved it (5282)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (10284)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (82727) - you deserved it (25239)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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