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BrookelaaJunior
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia



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