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BrokenDreamer24

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BrokenDreamer24

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12802
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BrokenDreamer24 : I am an twenty-one year old bitch who most say is wiser than her years. I hate n00bs who talk in a texting format to look cool. Example: Tlkin lke dis is nt kool. Fucking retards.
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Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (2042)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (2265)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (5062)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20265) - you deserved it (9520)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

#21365671
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (2067)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (50518)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26774) - you deserved it (3027)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (3041)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

#21364630
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by boyishgirl - United States (Alaska)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
159 comments

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (3180)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was given my yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they put "unsatisfactory" on my evaluation and denied my raise. FML

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26286) - you deserved it (4693)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)



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