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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BroSkii69 : Uhhh go longboard. Or message me if you wanna know stuff

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Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44456) - you deserved it (3767)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12401) - you deserved it (81890)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42928) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71379) - you deserved it (18457)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61230) - you deserved it (3020)

On 02/23/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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