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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3741
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69698) - you deserved it (6673)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my friends house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

#2714754
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (6946)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15862) - you deserved it (88637)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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