About Briscuit : I'm Bris. (:
Thumbed up or down, either way I commented for fun. :3
I spend my days working on schooling, fantasizing too much and reading whatever I can get my hands on.
I like writing, although I don't think I'm that great.
I also love painting but I don't have a single artistic bone in my body. I just love playing with whatever colours I feel like, no matter how it turns out.
If it makes you happy, why not do it and suck your best! :D
Message me if you'd like! (:
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)
Today, I was told I need two root canals. This is because my previous dentist did such a bad job on one of my teeth that the decay went through and transferred to its neighbor. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:55pm - health - by GrinningCynic - United States (Colorado)
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm - love - by amber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (4284) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -
Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 7:19am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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