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Brinty
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Brinty : I like me, I like me, I'm the best that I can be! With a smile on my face and a happy melody, I'm the best that I can be!

Nah I'm kidding, I pretty much suck.

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Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38502) - you deserved it (2780)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML

#5642401 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (39331) - you deserved it (3045)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

#5600521 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you deserved it (7564)

On 10/02/2009 at 4:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

#5554431 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (3622) - you deserved it (16812)

On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

#5368746 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (1644)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Finesse7791 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

#4394245 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (55326) - you deserved it (1994)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ouch (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

#4029812 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (49920) - you deserved it (15496)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284925) - you deserved it (55474)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)