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BrimfullOfAsher
  • Town/Country : Jerusalem, Israel
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BrimfullOfAsher : I'm a drinker with a software development problem.

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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (10799)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

#20182448
97 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 10:14am - work - by hawksbc (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Today, I've now worked on Thanksgiving, Black Friday, the weekend after that, and two days this week. My husband and son have had all that time off, and yet I've still ended up having to clean the dishes and the house after them on all of these days. FML

#20181186
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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States



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