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BriannaLydell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 933
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BriannaLydell : Hi. I'm Brianna. Mainly I'm just on this website because I find people's FML's hilarious. But yes, I do personally have my own from time to time. Ya, I have a boyfriend, yes, I'm in fact quite happy with my life. I'm what you could call a grammar geek. Yes, I find it's attractive when people spell correctly. I have one sister and a mom and dad. They're pretty bomb. Well let's see, I'm actually pretty kind, so get at me. :)

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Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML

#7631314
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15326) - you deserved it (4708)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:00am - intimacy - by nick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

#7618857
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23516) - you deserved it (3323)

On 01/27/2010 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Boned...hard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (4683)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (3236)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
160 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
202 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (8374)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40884) - you deserved it (3198)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

#7534728
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30340) - you deserved it (3359)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
185 comments

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

#6746062
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9844) - you deserved it (22541)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15563) - you deserved it (37333)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130323) - you deserved it (7158)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML



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