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I was in the store today and overheard a lady having a conversation on her phone discussing what allergy medication to buy for the person on the other end of the line. Suddenly, she said, "Oh, you have squirrels? Okay, bye," and hung up. I'm still stumped.

Bangin on fools.

Rims big, make the car look like it two stories

Ice cream paint job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

Gatorade ain't just for athletes, its for the turtleman too

B-2 Spirit

Yeah, like the salad

($19.95)/12 = $1.66. Not $1.70. Learn math, Magic Jack.

Spitting cobras.....in Vietnam?

Solar Flare!

Light
Amplification by
Stimulated
Electron
Radiation

Cetirizine

What do you mean, "you people"?

I say crawdad, you say crayfish

Twine doesn't mean what it sounds like

eMe (oh shit Homeland Security!)

Go-kart tracks are hypocritical

Bear Grylls needs to put out this wild fire...STAT

C-5 Galaxy

That's the name of the game

Dos Equis is from the U.S.?

Fin

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