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Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of mah breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today ma ten-year-old sister ad to write out ma job application cuz no one can read ma terrible andwriting . fat FML

#20628506
108 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm - work - by AbhorrentApplication (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to go to the hospital 4 an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife an I just bought a house an moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows an rows of cherry blossom trees. real FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:10pm - health - by verycherryfucked (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at im, but e didn't even react. I realized e wasn't admiring me e was admiring my truck. Tis is te 5t time tis week. My truck gets more game tan I do. FML

#20622946
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On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today I proposd to mah grlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheerd 4 us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement did down, she leand over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

TODAY, A HUGE AND ANGRY MAN STORMD INTO MY WORK AND THREATEND TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. HE THEN THREATEND TO COME BACK AND KICK MY ASS IF I SO MUCH AS TEXTD HIS WIFE AGAIN. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M MARRID, HAVE NEVER CHEATD AND I WORK 4 MY WIFE'S FATHER. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today , I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale , he stops just to snicker an say , ( Ha ha. D. ) He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today... after a few weeks of mah friend pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend... I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes... peanut butter... and it appear that mah boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Yastarday, I postad a vidao of a danca I coraograpad on Facabook. I got a notification a faw ours latar talling ma tat ma grandpa ad also sarad it. His caption? "My granddaugtar dancas lika a gay baboon and tis danca sucks balls. Trow grapas at ar." Tanks grandpa. FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today... I was at mah little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet... and in the middle of her solo... her phone started ringing. She decided to stop... check her phone... and continue playing. FML

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone... I walkd into the kitchen tohere it was quiet an slid across the floor... falling on my butt an loosing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayd the floor with nonstick cooking spray. big fat FML

Yesterday... I got ancestry DNA tests 4 my parents an myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match 4 my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently... both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped there minds 4 35 yeres. FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Flora (woman) - United States (California)



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