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Today, I found out that what my husband meant by "we should try swinging" is "I really want to have sex with this one friend of yours, and if you so much as make eye contact with any guy I'm going to totally flip out and threaten to kill him and you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38925) - you deserved it (3924)

On 03/26/2013 at 8:07am - intimacy - by SwinginSolo (woman) - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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