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Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34724) - you deserved it (4613)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML


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On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML


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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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