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  • Town/Country : With Waldo, Everywhere
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
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On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

#17813332
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On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

#17680129
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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by stupidboys - United States

Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML

#17503246
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On 08/17/2011 at 8:23pm - health - by sadface (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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190 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)



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