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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5332
  • Number of comments : 1015
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Brave_Sir_Robin : The reality of your perceptions will always fall short of your expectations, no matter how low they may be. My advice? Never accept reality and strive for your dreams no matter what... or become a circus midget. Either way, it's a win/win.

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Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (14738)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (5901)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35050) - you deserved it (3684)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45466) - you deserved it (3284)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML


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On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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