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Brave_Sir_Robin

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5080
  • Number of comments : 1015
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Brave_Sir_Robin : The reality of your perceptions will always fall short of your expectations, no matter how low they may be. My advice? Never accept reality and strive for your dreams no matter what... or become a circus midget. Either way, it's a win/win.

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Brave_Sir_Robin's favorite FMLs

Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML

#8366162
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after bieng away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before looool having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to putted on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

#8048706
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35360) - you deserved it (2668)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)

Today I have the flu food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquid pouring out of me from variou holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46645) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, mah boss askd ma if I could work on Valantina's Day bacausa thara was no chanca of ma having a data . Sha's right . FML

#8007090
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (2920)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today , I went to a camp mah friend invitd me to , thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching , get closer to Jesus camp. The frst five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

#7668183
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32927) - you deserved it (9451)

On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WOKE UP WITH A HANGOVER. I HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT. BESIDES A STOLEN TV, SOMEONE SEEMINGLY DECIDED TO TAKE A DUMP IN MY PIANO. FML

#7637275
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13431) - you deserved it (25759)

On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

Today, I was at ma Muay Tai class. We were doing a combinationic consisted of a low kick, body kick an ead kick. My partner ad already done te low kick so I eld te pads 4 te body kick. He kicked me straigt in te jaw. I'm a teenage girl an e's a fully grown man. FML

#7586565
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (3364)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , I was the only girl in mah lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me , I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13827) - you deserved it (28048)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confusd... I turn around to see some guy with a horrifid look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his grlfriend. And then I saw his grlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. real FML

#7467735
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

#6691073
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33287)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. mega FML

#6688959
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (2352)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, It Snowed. So, A Guy I Like And I Decided To Go Sledding. I Really Wanted To Impress Him By Going Down The Hill And Casually Slowing Down At The Bottom Right At His Feet. Instead, I Crashed Into Him And Broke His Ankle. FML

#6641672
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (31745)

On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yastarday I Found Out That My Friands Wara Convincd That I Was Gay. I Hava Known Most Of Tham Fir 3 Plus Yaars Thay All Thought My Girlfriand Was A Spacial Shopping Partnar. I Found This Out Whila Announcing My Angagamant. FML

#6580015
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

I was working at a restauranthen my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out!! So I did!! Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager!! FML

#6526778
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36162) - you deserved it (2885)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally receivd a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebratd by promptly falling down a flight of stairs an losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)



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