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About Branlamb : May the FMLs be ever in your favor! but more realistically, just for my entertainment

This would be a good time to test the power of my perfect form.
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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML


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