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Branflakes78
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Branflakes78 : Im a Brooklyn boy born and raised!! I love NYC. My fav sports are NASCAR(Tony Stewart), NFL(JETS), MLB(METS) NHL(Rangers), NBA(Knicks)! 20

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Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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