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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (26 years)
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About Branflakes78 : Im a Brooklyn boy born and raised!! I love NYC. My fav sports are NASCAR(Tony Stewart), NFL(JETS), MLB(METS) NHL(Rangers), NBA(Knicks)! 20

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Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML


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