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Brandonbhp
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Brandonbhp : Hi, my name is Brandon and I currently go to the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth. I don't know why I am even writing an about me on fml. -_- Get to know me anyway, message me :)

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Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36087) - you deserved it (6587)

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