About Brandonbhp : Hi, my name is Brandon and I currently go to the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth. I don't know why I am even writing an about me on fml. -_- Get to know me anyway, message me :)
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Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
by lostlove / 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
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