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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Brandonbhp : Hi, my name is Brandon and I currently go to the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth. I don't know why I am even writing an about me on fml. -_- Get to know me anyway, message me :)

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Today, I was trying to fine my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It containd a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missd that one. real FML


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