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BrandonJDalley
  • Town/Country : Shelbyville, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 105
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrandonJDalley : I have fun with it. This is a cite for having a laugh. Not being an asswipe.

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Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (38809)

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