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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18865) - you deserved it (50017)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML


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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

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