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BrainStain
  • Town/Country : Krško, Slovenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16094) - you deserved it (45871)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46567) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117114) - you deserved it (5933)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)



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