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Bpwoods
  • Town/Country : Lakeweed Ranch, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bpwoods : I play WoW and Diablo 3. I like to go paddleboarding on occasion at siesta key in the bay and in the gulf.

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Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17829) - you deserved it (5921)

On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (2617)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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