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by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by newlysingle / 12/14/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
by shootme / 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
by stinkypants / 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm / India / Health
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy