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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17105) - you deserved it (3011)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11180) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (4576)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States



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