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Today, I found out my father is getting married. They have been planning for 6 months and I found out only after receiving the invitation. To make matters worse, my aunt took an online class to marry them. They will be sitting on their mules during the ceremony, and the colors are camouflage. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 7:57pm - misc - by widala (man) - United States
Today, I was supposed to wake up at 7:30AM to get to class on time. I'd set three different alarm clocks last night to ensure my waking up on time. When I woke up, I woke up naturally, refreshed, and quite surprised to be awake without the aid of alarms. The clock beside my bed, however, said it was 3:00PM. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by mischybelle (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by david (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by latenightbite - United States
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
