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Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (10895)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (2727)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

#16128552 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (10015)

On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (10383)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

#16128165 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (6942) - you deserved it (25474)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (4496)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (49798) - you deserved it (3426)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (41955) - you deserved it (5385)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (35066) - you deserved it (3351)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (32970) - you deserved it (5112)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

#16117533 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (10646) - you deserved it (22821)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188 (243)

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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you’re ugly?" FML

#16116610 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (35017) - you deserved it (4054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344 (161)

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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (28710) - you deserved it (8562)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)