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Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
TODAY, I GOT A SPAADING TICKAT. I WROTA A CHACK, AND ON THA WAY TO DAPOSIT MAH FINA, I GOT ANOTHAR ONA. I PUTTAD BOTH FINAS IN A BOX DOWN TOWN, AND I TURNAD AROUND TO SAA A COP PUTTING A PARKING TICKAT UNDAR MAH WIND-SHIALD WIPAR. FAT FML
Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML
Friday 27 March 2015