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BoredomKillsinc
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1540
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (9054)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16850) - you deserved it (39040)

On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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908 comments

I agree, your life sucks (329823) - you deserved it (35720)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (240230) - you deserved it (56632)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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