Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BoredomKillsinc

Search for a member

BoredomKillsinc

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1979
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

BoredomKillsinc's page activity

Visits<b>Random4Dayz</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 1:44am<b>Kirbyzx</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 6:32pm<b>Thedmorgan</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 10:49am<b>king_of_LA</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 5:38pm<b>MissyPants</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 12:29am<b>XxOtakuDemonxX</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 4:05am<b>morgan_nance</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 10:22am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 1:40pm<b>jaybear13</b> - the 07/27/2013 at 6:00pm<b>Phoebe_Buffay</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 9:32am<b>RaspberryPassion</b> - the 01/13/2013 at 7:55pm<b>Karamelo</b> - the 04/17/2011 at 6:39am<b>DjeePee</b> - the 01/29/2011 at 7:43am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/20/2011 at 10:07pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 12/28/2010 at 7:03am<b>cosmolatte</b> - the 12/17/2010 at 9:02pm

BoredomKillsinc's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

BoredomKillsinc's favorite FMLs

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

#13184282
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (13005)

On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9995) - you deserved it (32977)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34343) - you deserved it (4468)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (3321)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

#12971497
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24200) - you deserved it (9314)

On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

#12874867
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25559) - you deserved it (3862)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9959) - you deserved it (43892)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (6673)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13696) - you deserved it (47726)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

#12694516
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31301) - you deserved it (20847)

On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

#12679955
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45960) - you deserved it (5758)

On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45681) - you deserved it (14564)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45681) - you deserved it (14564)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

#12626936
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (76617)

On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: