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Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

#15620
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24182) - you deserved it (4546)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21289) - you deserved it (4477)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6656) - you deserved it (16426)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6656) - you deserved it (16426)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23780) - you deserved it (1678)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version



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