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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 December 1986 (27 years)
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

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On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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