Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

BoopADoop's page activity

Visits<b>phuck19</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:40pm<b>lone_ninja</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 12:32pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 8:40am<b>kareniskaos</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:41pm<b>will_5801</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Zoldyck</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:50am<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:50am<b>ajk168</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 2:09am<b>KitchKraft</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 8:57pm<b>Civilian</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 8:08am<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 8:15pm<b>PotterHead_DH</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 12:37am<b>LittleShnanners</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 7:46pm<b>Pandacakes96</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 8:48pm<b>good_dank420</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 4:56am<b>elphaba1</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 12:26am<b>CaptainCurls</b> - the 05/10/2013 at 6:32pm<b>Ashamed_Sister</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 7:08am

BoopADoop's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of BoopADoop's badges

BoopADoop's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (1775)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (5842)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13218) - you deserved it (41530)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31536) - you deserved it (2665)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: