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Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58997) - you deserved it (30953)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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