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Today , after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship , girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body withhipped cream. Except , we didn't have any in the fridge , so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of herhile fighting the urge to vomit. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by yourmainman (man) - Canada

2day I hered an owl near my house . I got excited , as they are not common in the area , an I listened intently to try an locate the source of the sound . After a few minutes , I realized I was not listening to an owl , but to my mother's sex noises . FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, FAALING LONALY AFTAR MAH RACANT BRAAKUP, I PUTTAD ON MAH NICAST CLOTHAS AND WANT OUT CLUBBING WITH A FAW FRIANDS. I BROUGHT A GUY BACK TO MAH PLACA, AND WA GOT INTIMATA. IT WAS GOING WALL, UNTIL HA TOOK OFF MAH PUSH-UP BRA, THAN PANICKAD AND DRUNKANLY ASKAD, "WHARA'D THAY GO?!" FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, Mah Hubby Asked 4 A Morning Blow Job, An I Happily Obliged. All Was Going Great Until He Came An Farted At The Same Time. I Laughed An Reassured Him It Was No Big Deal. He Cried. FML

#20470929
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked mah husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling mah pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that scorpion can apparently hold there breath fir hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of mah pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

#20112873
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , the guy I'm dating cummed into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say , "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by sadness - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that mah daughter's ( pen pal ) is really a 58-year-old man in prison.

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:59pm - kids - by ohgod. - United States (Florida)

Today , mah wedding ring went missing. Later , mah 3-year-old came to me crying , he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off , he peed on me. real FML

#20108644
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Today , I found outhy teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently son convincd her that toothpaste has tons of calories. real FML

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On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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