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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bogrollbloke : God damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (7227)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

#15985545
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (7202)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28332) - you deserved it (2413)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44869) - you deserved it (4801)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37103) - you deserved it (8882)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107768) - you deserved it (7602)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved



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