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Bogrollbloke
  • Town/Country : Newastle, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bogrollbloke : God damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31191) - you deserved it (5737)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

#15985545
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20681) - you deserved it (5472)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (1738)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39211) - you deserved it (4361)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (7043)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91106) - you deserved it (6398)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461779) - you deserved it (573645)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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