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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 525
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Bobientje's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11912) - you deserved it (17829)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:24am - love - by stalked (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5507) - you deserved it (34634)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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