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Bobientje
  • Town/Country : The Netherlands
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Bobientje's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (10892)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:24am - love - by stalked (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4661) - you deserved it (31579)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)



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  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

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