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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, this really big woman asked me for some cigarettes. I didn't have any, which made her angry. Angry enough to pick me up, stuff me in a dumpster, and sit on the lid. I still smell like garbage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2019)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (1786)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

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