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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML
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Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)
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