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Bobby100

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Bobby100
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 October 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1245
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bobby100 : Currently a student at ASU majoring in robotics engineering.

I'm here for the same reason as everybody else; to laugh at and maybe relate to other people's bad luck :)

Bobby100's page activity

Visits<b>liv1222</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 2:00pm<b>muarif</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:45am<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 10:53pm<b>amyfann</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:43am<b>ChevyLovzYou2</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 7:53pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 4:22pm<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 3:43pm<b>imasexyburrito</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:39am<b>PoisonOrchid</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:48pm<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 4:12pm<b>Mr10crossing</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 4:45pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 4:58pm<b>yesthatgirl</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 10:43pm<b>hotPinklipstick</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 6:53pm<b>Runfast6280</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 5:28pm<b>keyface5</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 12:47pm<b>ehhokay</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:53am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Bobby100's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

by Anon / 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

by Bella / 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

by Nightmare / 01/15/2013 at 9:41am / Kids

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

by shiney100893 / 01/14/2013 at 7:56am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

by Heyy / 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

by Zippermania9 / 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2010 at 12:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek