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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2503
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my daughter's school calld to inform me that I needd to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realizd I was on my house phone. FML

#6692525
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5378) - you deserved it (64615)

On 12/10/2009 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a grlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I hered barking in the background. FML

#6650131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41499) - you deserved it (4540)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I spilled a half bottle of superglue on mah hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

#5878070
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27760) - you deserved it (14460)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by Xia (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting niece when we decidd to play hide an seek. I went in the shd, an waitd. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see wat was happening. I saw niece had lockd all the doors an was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

#5699135
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11775) - you deserved it (36094)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML

#5378920
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97119)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was anging out wit ma best friend. I ave been getting explicit texts and pone calls so I just joking said to ma friend, ( I tink someone wrote ma number on a batroom stall. ) At wic point e said, ( Sorry, I didn't tink people really called tose numbers. ) big fat FML

#5227356
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38943) - you deserved it (3077)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watcing tven suddenly one of our pones start going off. We bot ave te same pone and tey were next to eac oter. Se picks up te pone and reads te looool text message, "I wis you were ere! I'd fuck you silly" Se gets pissed and runs out. It was er pone. big fat FML

#5187639
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53761) - you deserved it (3260)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sitting in mah garden an having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies . I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them an trid to catch thier tails like I usd to when I was a kid . They were exotic wasps . Ouch . FML

#5166138
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12630) - you deserved it (44648)

On 09/10/2009 at 9:40am - animals - by Lala (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML

#5105234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (51507)

On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71811) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I askd him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punchd me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. big fat FML

#5021178
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56356) - you deserved it (21797)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)



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