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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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TODAY, I PUTTD A PICTURE ON FACEBOOK OF ME WITHOUT MAKEUP . A "FRIEND" COMMENTD: "FUK ME THTS HIDEUS!!" MY DAD REPLID: "HIDEOUS, YES, JUST LIKE YUR GODAWFUL SPELLING!" MY MOM YELLD AT MAH DAD 4 AGREEING WITH THE GUY, AND THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING . MEANWHILE, MAH SELF-ESTEEM IS IN THE GUTTER . MEGA FML

#21312632
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30448) - you deserved it (3351)

On 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by fistycunt4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (9912)

On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (38528)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after te first lesson at scool, so I went to get a cup of coffee from te vending macine. I ad just enoug money fir it. No cup dropped into te older, an te wole ting poured straigt into te drip tray wile I watced. real FML

#21310620
84 comments

Today , I got broken up with. In a text message. She looool texted my grandma,ho then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML

#21310030
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (2635)

On 12/02/2014 at 10:42am - love - by braceforcarnage (man) - United States

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flatteredhen he said, "You knowhat they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today,hile my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heretbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (3768)

On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)

aftar putting in so much affort to forgiva my husband 4 his affair..!! wa had sax!! Not avan 2 minutas into it..!! ha calld ma by tha othar woman's nama!! FML

#21309730
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48556) - you deserved it (10568)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

#21309261
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)

Today my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes 4 my birthday so I could "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (5795)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

yesterday while walking home with mah mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelld at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that !! mega FML

#21308349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28882) - you deserved it (2492)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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