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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65856
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9721) - you deserved it (27331)

On 10/02/2015 at 1:49am - health - by balls (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Nick Pat (man) -

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24668) - you deserved it (8524)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (1610)

On 09/25/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by itwaswarm - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20751) - you deserved it (8681)

On 09/18/2015 at 1:30pm - love - by shitfaced (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (1576)

On 09/09/2015 at 6:15pm - animals - by NightHawk4926 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21082) - you deserved it (2143)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML


Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10502) - you deserved it (31051)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24093) - you deserved it (2640)

On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (2702)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm - animals - by Wellthisishawkward - United States

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