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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65868
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Bluemonster3's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12868) - you deserved it (22524)

On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25302) - you deserved it (1674)

On 10/31/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20454) - you deserved it (1900)

On 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by qourt - United States

Today, I knocked a girl lightly in the head with a prop at a costume party. I apologized profusely to the drama queen as she walked away blinking and holding her head. My boyfriend then told me that she had recently had brain surgery and it was hard for her to even leave the house. FML

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24714) - you deserved it (3237)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML


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On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (3503)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11774) - you deserved it (41078)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (3853)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by not impressed (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20888) - you deserved it (4948)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

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