About Bluekaren16 : I just deleted my long ass bio. The less you know the better. And yes I can be scary. Or at least would like you to believe that. Now skedaddle.
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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by themouseman1212 - United States
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 11:39am - work - by imwithapples22 (man) - United States
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 2:53pm - misc - by idiot (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States
Today, my mom wished me "Happy Conception Day." FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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