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Blueglasscup

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4345
  • Number of comments : 437
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Blueglasscup : I'm a crazy, chilled girl who gets fucked by life everyday

Blueglasscup's page activity

Visits<b>Snip_Snap</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:21pm<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:24pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:14pm<b>Rgduncan</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 1:14pm<b>taco_catsweater</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:46pm<b>weird_adult</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 11:51pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 11:58am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 3:57am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:16am<b>alexishbu</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:24am<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 1:27pm<b>goodvsevil1275</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:09am<b>HumanitysFinest</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:17am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:50am<b>rcarn</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:38pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 7:52am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 9:06pm<b>PixelKat</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 5:33pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 6:13pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 9:57am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:40pm<b>totallynotemily</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:35pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:43am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Blueglasscup's favorite FMLs

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

by fianceeless / 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 3:34am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 9:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

by huwauw / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

by Username / 08/04/2010 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

by Username / 08/04/2010 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

by knock_out / 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

by Teresa / 05/28/2010 at 12:30am / United States (Kansas) / Animals

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

by ApolloandDixie / 12/23/2009 at 1:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

by ApolloandDixie / 12/23/2009 at 1:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous