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Blueace530
  • Town/Country : La Mirada
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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
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I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (9965)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182141) - you deserved it (25551)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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1236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39351) - you deserved it (579874)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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831 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43156) - you deserved it (492701)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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