Blueace530

Search for a member

Blueace530

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Blueace530's page activity

Visits<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:20pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 7:03pm<b>vampivy23</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:20am<b>Ashd09</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:13pm<b>Snickers4</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 10:36pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/14/2011 at 11:51pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:22pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 6:28am<b>Anteezy</b> - the 12/19/2010 at 7:51am<b>FML_cutiepie</b> - the 12/18/2010 at 9:25pm

Fucked!<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:03am

Blueace530's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Blueace530's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids