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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlueMoonCafe : My name is Stephanie and I don't take things too seriously or get offended easily. FML is here for people to enjoy and it bothers me when commenters purposely take away from the fun of it all. I am a grammar Nazi but don't usually correct people; there's no point in being rude about it.

If you actually took the time to read this, I hope you have a great day! :)

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Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (40418)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51662) - you deserved it (8564)

On 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by stretchy - United States (Maryland)



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