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BlueMoonCafe
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlueMoonCafe : My name is Stephanie and I don't take things too seriously or get offended easily. FML is here for people to enjoy and it bothers me when commenters purposely take away from the fun of it all. I am a grammar Nazi but don't usually correct people; there's no point in being rude about it.

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Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by stretchy - United States (Maryland)



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